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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENZIE

maybe 

brianna is so unfunny *barks*

Hey daddy, I smack these hoes!
          I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
          I got a pencil in my nose, and I, beat my diaper everywhere I go!
          I like to hop-hop like a bunny
          Pooped my pants and now it's runny!
          I go OOH-OOH
          Ya think that's funny?
          I stuff my diaper with all my money!

GEICO can truthfully make the claim of saving you over 15% on your car insurance. As for whether it takes you just 15 minutes to get the discount, that's a story for another day 

reasons cats remind me of myself 
          
          they are awesome 

who remembers when there was a story about joey birlem 

getting surgery tomorrow !! let’s pray for a long painful recovery  so my neighbors will make me cookies, and i’ll have an excuse to miss school and work :) 

she/her
          
          ♈︎♉︎♌︎
          
          likes: music, anime, reading, dylan o’brien, movies, sleeping, astronomy 
          
          placements:
          ravenclaw
          district 1
          amity
          aphrodite 
          
          fav music artists: the killers, blink-182, nirvana, arctic monkeys, gorillaz, green day, the neighbourhood, p!atd, beach bunny, coldplay, rex orange county, the weeknd, chase alantic, harry styles, silver cup, willow, cage the elephant, twenty one pilots, kali uchis, tyler the creator, joji, kendrick lamar, bon iver, travis barker, the minions
          
          fav shows: tokyo revengers, squid game, attack on titan, teotfw, the originals, fruits basket, demon slayer, my hero academia, the society, ao haru ride, jujutsu kaisen, wonder egg priority, teen wolf, the fosters, one tree hill, gilmore girls, tokyo ghoul, sailor moon, naruto, fairy tail, banana fish, haikyuu, death note, gossip girl, pretty little liars, that 70’s show, avatar the last airbender, 13 reasons why, miraculous, erased, daganronpa, hunter x hunter
          
          fav movies: despicable me, despicable me 2, despicable me 3, minions, minions: the rise of gru, shrek, shrek 2, shrek the third, shrek forever after, the lorax, megamind, the bee movie, ice age, ice age 2, ice age 3, ice age 4, ice age 5, hercules, emperor’s new groove
          
          PULL THE LEVER KRONK
          
          
          
          my playlist:
          
          bullet -hollywood undead
          i swear -the minions
          funny fart 6 -fart sound effects 
          we rock -cast of camp rock 
          galway girl -ed sheeran
          hot dog! -mickey mouse clubhouse 
          ttylxox -bella thorne
          i’m so sad, so very, very, sad -crash and the boys
          best song ever -one direction (mwah)
          y.m.c.a. -the minions
          rodeo -lil nas x
          bewitched -blood on the dance floor
          the fall of jake paul -logan paul
          no mercy -the living tombstone
          juicy wiggle -redfoo 
          see you again -wiz khalifa 
          leave it all to me -miranda cosgrove
          gary’s song -spongebob squarepants 
          
          (this playlist is not a joke, every song is completely serious and tells my life story)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i’m a whore 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          

no i don’t have 19 stories in my drafts for my own entertainment (i do)