b u t t e r f l y. εïз

so because i'm a nice bitch,
i'll be doing his bio in lowercase 
because that's his loco mojo.

goal: to not cuss in this bio.
result: fucked it up, lmao.
soz, butterfly, don't bite me.

his name is chase.
sir chase butterfly wobbafett.
and he is actually a knight.

one day chase will rule,
and become the evil overlord,
of the entire human race.

he loves you all, humans.
kidding, he hates you.
or does he? lolol. stupido.

chase is the man, mmkay.
he's so cool, he rules the school.
don't give him coffee. or sugar.

warning: he may contain traces,
of superior awesomeness,
so bitches must stay in their lane.

i love this kid a lot, like a lot,
like you don't understand,
but i could strangle him too.

you must handle with care.
he bites, okay. and pinches.
because he means biznass!

he's keen to make friends.
he thinks sexting is gross.
and yet he has a rainbow penis.

so chat him up and stuff,
be his best friend and tree,
cause i swear it's worth it.

also, in case i forget to say.
hey, butterfly, hey. tis i! c:
your princess magikarp.

i told you i was just as bad at bios.
-.-' you should believe me now.
okay? okay. ily, sir butterfly.

[ @lamesauce ] b.wachuna.
p.s, it took me forever to find,
that butterfly. tis cute like your face.

a.