Okay ....
*looks at iPhone *
How do I use this
*presses button*
O.O no wait wrong one... Oh there we go 
E.d.i.t profile
*types a bit*
Okay I think I got this....
*types so more*
"Today I am very hooey"
0.O *looks at phone confused and weirded out. Wondering y the phone changed the word. *
Huh... That's not what I wanted
*back spaces and try's again several times*
"Today I'm hockey.  Horsey. Hokey. Homer."
*aggravation grows*
"Hooey. Hoe. Horn. Hippie. Holly."
GOD DAmN IT I JUST WANT TO WRITE ThE WoRD HAPPY
" H AP P Y "
* the demon called auto correct walks in and transforms her word"
"Mad"

....

I give up

- true story-

And that's why you should never get a IPhone. Because there is a little demon in each one. There name is autocorrect. Their mission to ruin any serious conversation. They will soon join forces with the rainbow turtles and take over the world in order to create an army of zombies. Be prepared. You have been warned.
:$

Click this if you dare XD
http://cmrpg.net/turn.php?cid=250376&serv=1
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