THE BRO DUET

[BRO 1]
Hey dude..

[BRO 2]
Yeah, bro?

[BRO 1]
So, uh, I've got something I need to get off my chest

[BRO 2]
Ya do?

[BRO 1]
Hey dude
We've been best friends for a really long time now

[BRO 2]
Yeah, dude

[BRO 1]
And there's something I need you to know

[BRO 2]
Okay

[BRO 1]
Remember that time we were surfing
And I almost drowned
And you dragged me to the beach
And performed CPR?

Well, no homo!
But that's the day I fell in love with you
No homo!
But that's the day I knew you were mine

Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
That no homo
But your lips touching mine
Changed my life

[BRO 2]
Bro, are you sayin' what I think you're sayin'?

[BRO 1]
Uhh... Yeah, I think so

[BRO 2]
Well then... Uh...
Yeah dude
I totally get what you're saying

[BRO 1]
Ya do?

[BRO 2]
And I've been waitin' to tell you for so long

[BRO 1]
Ya feel the same way too!


[BRO 2]
Remember that time at Disney World
When I ate that giant turkey leg

[BRO 1]
Yes!

[BRO 2]
I started choking
Until you came along

[BRO 1]
Yeah, I came

[BRO 2]
No homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you

[BRO 1]
We're so not gay!

[BRO 2]
No homo
That's the day I knew we were right
Your body pressed into mine
Somehow didn't cross the line

[BRO 1]
Why would it have?

[BRO 2]
No homo
But that day
Changed my life

[TOGETHER]
The outside world might see us as gay
But bro, we swear we're not!
We're just two bros chillin' out

[BRO 1]
And I think you're really hot (some)
[BRO 2]
And I think you're really awesome

[BRO 2]
What?

[BRO 1]
Ahh...

[BRO 2]
Uhh...

[BRO 2]
Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo

[BRO 1]
Spooning with you just like we're lovers
No homo

[BRO 2]
Our lips touching for a minute or two but
No homo

[BRO 1]
It's okay with me if it's okay with you

[BRO 2]
It totally is!

[TOGETHER]
No homo
But let's find an apartment together
No homo
Let's save money by sharing a bed

Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
That I love you more than you could ever know
My bro

No homo