Greetings Fleshlings of The Human Hive. My name i-- oh, wait, you're not meant to know that. 

Well, anyway, i'm fairly new to writing books....or stories....or these short thing-a-majigs, whatever y'all call em. I'm pretty shy about sharing my stuff (what? big green bloodthirsty super-soldiers get shy too!) with other people, so yeah, i'd appreciate any advice. Oh, and i really wouldn't mind if you voted for me either *wink wink nudge nudge*

Stuff you should know about me -
1. I'm a history dweeb :P 
2. Since i've been a kid, i've had some real crazy-ass fascination with guns. Heh. Reminds me of the time i mauled the neighbor's cat with a water pistol...
3. I'm insane :D (wait, thats a good thing, right?)
4. I like talking. A lot. 
5. I...can see you getting pissed right now, so lets move on.

General Knowledge
1. Skyrim is AWESOME!
2. Cats don't like water.
3. It is better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on. trust me, i speak from experience - little cousin sister :P
4. Deodorant  + Zippo Lighter = Flamethrower. Keep away from eyes, hairy animals, and angry females.

Aaaaand thats pretty much all i can think of right now. 
Arivederci! (yes, that's a word)