Wolfie Retard

Someone please give me the inspiration to write

Can authors just chill the FUCK out please. I got one author spamming 80+ chapters of this one book. 

Years later, I still get notifications saying "LUMINE" from books where I've commented.

Wow, Wattpad kinda lost its Charm, huh? 

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON IN SO LONG OMG. Also, what's up with Wattpad saying "someone wrote on your message board" when it's actually dead af. And it wasn't my board lmao. Anyways, how y'all doing? All my friends that I haven't talked to in months :3

I love you and your profile picture

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          *follows*

Hey could you possibly check out my book Tied to the Prince

How is everyone?  I'm so tireeeed, its nothing new but... I'm sleeping more than usual XD 

OMG LUMINE, BAAAAAAE