What's up, my little wonders?

My names is wonderrblaze (there's PURPOSEFULLY two 'r's, you grammar freaks). I am new here on Wattpad- 'new' meaning I browsed through other stories for about a year before deciding to write my own- and I am so excited to be sharing a little piece of my creativity with you.

As an author (haha, SURE), I live a very sophisticated life. I spend at least ten hours a day sleeping, and consequentially wasting a lot of time. Whenever I do manage to wake up and crawl out of my trash can, I try to write at least ONE chapter. The key word there is 'try' because I usually end up getting distracted and drowning in YouTube and memes.

Tbh, I'd be surprised if anyone is even still READING this. What kind of loser reads the WHOLE AUTHOR BIO? I mean, no one ACTUALLY reads these things. IS someone still reading this?

 ...If you are, I have a little gift for you... 

YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF YOUR OWN BREATHING.

You are aware of every long... slow... breath you take. You are aware of the sound your eyelids make when you blink and the sound your throat makes when you swallow. 

Mwahaha. Did that make you uncomfortable? I hope it did. 

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL READING THIS?

Get out of here, you freak. Go read one of the stories I wrote that was MEANT for reading.

Go on... 

bye....

Stop reading this. 

Seriously.

It's the end... why aren't you gone yet?

Ugh, you're so weird, I can't believe you read this all the way to the end.



















Are they gone yet?