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chips

my hobbies include pretending New 52 Justice League #2 never happened... #TeamWonderBat

Egg

“I don't see why King Kong wasn't set in Edinburgh. They would've just covered him in breadcrumbs and deep-fried him.”
          — Auntie Jackie 2k17
          I AM DECEASED LMFAO
          We legit have deep-fried macaroni pie which is why 99% of the population is obese buT iT TASTES SO GOOD (I mean deep-fried stuff in general, I've never had the deep-fried macaroni pie anD don't intEnd tO)
          SHIZ WE'VE DEEP-FRIED INCLUDE MARS BARS (oH fRiCK YES) and piZzA.
          ONLY IN SCOTLAND.

help I love Felicity Jones and I can't get up

Me: *at 3AM, trying to sleep*
          Brain: ...
          Me: please don't
          Brain:
          Brain: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA's FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
          Me: LaFayEtTE

Or "fries", to all the Americans that can't spell

I had A+ quality chips today. Thought you should know. Love me some chips

Chips

why is it that whenever you change your profile picture, it FRIGGIN ALWAYS TURNS OUT PERMANENTLY BLURRY @WATTPAD WYD