WattPad: Tell everyone about yourself.

Me: Stop being so commanding!

WattPad: I insist.

Me: Or what?

WattPad: Exterminate

Me: I don't watch Doctor Who.

WattPad: You have told me the required information. You are an awful, tasteless person. Continue with your day.

Me: Thanks for reading this, even though it's a waste of time, and please read my other books!

WattPad: Go away.


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