I totally understand why you are making that face, and staring at you're phone like that. I'm currently working on a chapter for another book. I'll post it once I have posted a chapter on each of my books.
Sadly, if the chapters on I love you are a little less you know, kinda cute and adorable is because I'm currently in love with Dylan O'Brien and slowly drifted away from Jack.
I still think he's cute, but you know just not as cute as he once was. He's now in my "Decent" category.
1 YOUR FACE IS LUMPY, ITS TOTALLY GREASY AND EUGH NOOO! DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME OUT, BECAUSE ITS ALREADY A NO! WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS DO?!? JESUS, YOU'RE A FLIPPING MONSTROSITY!!
2 um no. You're ugly
3 you're trying to be cute, but it's not working out.......
4 You're nice looking
5 you're decent
6 you're adorable
7 you're hot
8 You're VERY attractive
9 OH MY GOSH, YOU MAKE MY EYES TURN CORNERS IF YOUR NEARBY
10 AHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE NATURAL HOTTNESS MADE MY KNEES WEAK, AND NOW I'M STUCK ON THE FLOOR!!!