wormywriternoises

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i love crunchy things tbf. But you know what I love more? Sizzly things with a bacon-y bbq flavor. Like bacon. Bacon. Bacon that melts in your mouth. Specific, good parts of bacon. NOT THE BACON FAT THOUGH. I HATE BACON FAT. SO, SO MUCH.  but good bacon? Oh mama mia it is GOOD. it ends so soon, though.. what if I had a UNLIMITED SUPPLY?!? OF EVERFLOWING BACON!? WHENEVER I WANT IT?! OH! IT WOULD BE SIMPLY GORGEOUS!!
          	
          	I MUST COMMENCE WITH MY EVIL PLAN! I NEED BACON EVER SO MUCH! BACON IS BEAUTIFUL! BACON IS LIFE!
          	
          	[I start evilly laughing with all my might, heavily screaming with malice and aggression.]
          	
          	[the camera is flipped to a goofy ass looking tweenager, sitting and smiling with her fingers put together like a stereotypical villain.]
          	
          	LET ME TELL YOU MY EVIL CONQUEST FOR WORLD BACON DOMINATION!
          	
          	[I spin around in my pretty pink wheely chair, and stand up, walking back and forth across the room as a projector plays a PowerPoint.]
          	
          	You see, ever since I was a little itty bitty autism, I’ve ALWAYS loved bacon.
          	
          	[the PowerPoint switches to a image of a young girl sleeping that looked a lot like me. Brown hair, big ass forehead.. you get the gyst.]
          	
          	
          	This is a image of me when I was younger.. I used to sleep talk about bacon.
          	
          	[the image switched to the same girl literally NUKING CITIES for bacon.]
          	
          	Dreamed about it…
          	
          	But.. how will I get it? How will I win?
          	
          	
          	.. well-
          	
          	[CAMERA CRASH.]
          	
          	and THAT’S MY EVIL PLAN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
          	
          	you better have enjoyed that and taken EVERY little detail!!
          	
          	That being said..
          	[poses]
          	Bye!! : )
          	[CAMERA SWITCH OFF.]

wormywriternoises

YUM YUM.
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Lunar-Honey

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@wormywriternoises W h a t .
          	  
          	  Bacon makes me throw up :( I can't digest it.
          	  
          	  Why the fuck do you like bacon this much???
          	  
          	  (The first 3 responses that came to mind tbh.)
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wormywriternoises

this message may be offensive 
i love crunchy things tbf. But you know what I love more? Sizzly things with a bacon-y bbq flavor. Like bacon. Bacon. Bacon that melts in your mouth. Specific, good parts of bacon. NOT THE BACON FAT THOUGH. I HATE BACON FAT. SO, SO MUCH.  but good bacon? Oh mama mia it is GOOD. it ends so soon, though.. what if I had a UNLIMITED SUPPLY?!? OF EVERFLOWING BACON!? WHENEVER I WANT IT?! OH! IT WOULD BE SIMPLY GORGEOUS!!
          
          I MUST COMMENCE WITH MY EVIL PLAN! I NEED BACON EVER SO MUCH! BACON IS BEAUTIFUL! BACON IS LIFE!
          
          [I start evilly laughing with all my might, heavily screaming with malice and aggression.]
          
          [the camera is flipped to a goofy ass looking tweenager, sitting and smiling with her fingers put together like a stereotypical villain.]
          
          LET ME TELL YOU MY EVIL CONQUEST FOR WORLD BACON DOMINATION!
          
          [I spin around in my pretty pink wheely chair, and stand up, walking back and forth across the room as a projector plays a PowerPoint.]
          
          You see, ever since I was a little itty bitty autism, I’ve ALWAYS loved bacon.
          
          [the PowerPoint switches to a image of a young girl sleeping that looked a lot like me. Brown hair, big ass forehead.. you get the gyst.]
          
          
          This is a image of me when I was younger.. I used to sleep talk about bacon.
          
          [the image switched to the same girl literally NUKING CITIES for bacon.]
          
          Dreamed about it…
          
          But.. how will I get it? How will I win?
          
          
          .. well-
          
          [CAMERA CRASH.]
          
          and THAT’S MY EVIL PLAN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
          
          you better have enjoyed that and taken EVERY little detail!!
          
          That being said..
          [poses]
          Bye!! : )
          [CAMERA SWITCH OFF.]

wormywriternoises

YUM YUM.
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Lunar-Honey

this message may be offensive 
@wormywriternoises W h a t .
            
            Bacon makes me throw up :( I can't digest it.
            
            Why the fuck do you like bacon this much???
            
            (The first 3 responses that came to mind tbh.)
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Lunar-Honey

Yo, do you have any running away tips?

Lunar-Honey

@wormywriternoises I will, don't worry.
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wormywriternoises

stay safe and uh… uh..
            
            okay uh
            
            so take portable charger, yes.. food, money, water definitely, yes
            
            uh yes
            
            Yes so uh 
            
            yes
            
            watch running away TikTok’s for tips
            
            reach out to friend if you can live with them for a while
            
            yes uh 
            
            yes
            
            be safe : (
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