¡!bullshit ahead!¡

[Squidward] Ow Ow Ow! (x2 over SBSP)
[SBSP] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza
[Squidward] And my feet are killing me
[SBSP] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza free del-i-very
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza very ta-as-ty
...It's for the customer!
[Squidward] Who cares about the customer?!
[SBSP] (gasps) Squidward!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly
[SBSP rap]
"ba ba ba ba pizza co co cling cling tish pizza
tee tee oga ba ta du du du du pizza
do do dugga da da pizza du do duga ding"

(low pitched Spongebob) 'Krusty Kraahyahayabyahahyab Pizza, is
the pizza for, (high pitched Spongebob) you and meheeheeheeee!'

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.  Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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