ILUVWATA
Wait I forgot who Dylan is but Dylan x John kinda valid
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UnordinaryOlive0il
how did u come up with that username
Trisdani
*adopts u*
wowowwubba
Changed the title for my Kuyo x John oneshots, its now called "Ayo Ngl you're sexy" so their's no confusion ;p
(....new chapter soon ;)
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Kuyo: There's this person I really like but they don't realize it. I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
John: Wow. They sound stupid.
Kuyo: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
John: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Kuyo: I guess you’re right. Hey John, I love you.
John: See! Just say that!
Kuyo: Holy fucking shit.
John: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kuyo, but they're too dumb for you.
Kuyo: John-
wowowwubba
Zirian is canonically a flat earther, change my mind
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So I just read Obama x Biden smut fanfiction on reddit and I finally realized that I'm going to hell :)
wowowwubba
@IllKillYouThatWay I read like 7 paragraphs and the entire time i was crying and whispering to god "Is this my punishment for shipping block men?"
whoopseydobitch
@IllKillYouThatWay Arent we all? :D Also you read that too? I thought i was the only one who needed bleach :DDD
ILUVWATA
Please kill me that way thanks
ILUVWATA
@wowowwubba Who are you. I'm genuinely lost and confused and scared why am I here I don't remember commenting this um
wowowwubba
Yall my cousin just told me that he never watched Shrek. Like the a u d a c i t y of this bitch to share blood with me I-
koiyuii
Hello there!
Thank you so much for the
lovely follow! ️
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