˗ˏˋ LINNY GIRL ˎˊ˗

@-kkeller 
            //*IS DEADED BY THAT REFERENCE*
            
            ;-; i'm sorry

@-juggiehead- 
            you get an a for affort.

@-juggiehead- 
            
            .. not even the slightest giggle? maybe even a little smirk? 

@-juggiehead- 
            please go die in a fire, darling. that was the most unfunny thing i have ever heard in my sixteen and a half years on this planet.

@-juggiehead- 
            
            its cute that you think that is true. maybe in the deep, dark depths of my black heart i have love- *she paused before giving him a playful kick in the side* for myself, that is. you're insufferably annoying, darling. 

@-juggiehead- 
            
            •he scoffed a light chuckle as she pressed a brief kiss to his cheek before getting up again, sighing in content as he reminded relaxed on the ground, tucking his arms behind his head with a devilish grin• /Ha-ha/, I guess you'd be surprised then. But you're right about that heart part, you're like a cranky elderly with a Grinch sized heart. But in that small heart, you love me. Even if you are too bitter to admit it. •grins a faint bit wider•

@-juggiehead- 
            
            my adorable lil juggiebean, we have been through this already. my heart is not sweet whatsoever. just really sour. *leaning back again, she placed a gentle kiss on his cheek before getting off of him and chuckled* seeing as that's as close to sexual intercourse as a creep like you will ever get, i hope you enjoyed it.

@-juggiehead- 
            forsythe pendleton jones the third, you, sir, are lucky that i fancy you as much as i do, otherwise i would have ripped off your tallywacker by now.

@-juggiehead- 
            
            •he scoffed a light laugh, rolling his eyes as he crossed his arms over chest, one brow cocked• I may be a saltine, but I'm a saltine with a fantastic ability of being able to read into people. And it's clear you're bullshitting me. Don't take such strong offense, take it with.. Pride. 

@-juggiehead- 
            *gasps, dramatically clasping a hand over her heart with a look of mock offendedness* have you not seen me? i am the wendy's-poster-child of innocence! look at this face, it's proof enough that i have never done any wrong. you truly are a saltine in disguise.