Friend who I have a crush on: (lays head in my lap and grabs my hand)
Me: (runs fingers through hair)
Her: so there is this guy I have a crush on and I want to ask him out...
Me: (dies inside)
Friend: how can you be happy all the time!?!
Me: I'm not
Friend: yeah you are
Me: -_-
Me: I'm happy to others but I have no soul
Friend: but your always happy!
Me: exactly
Went ice skating for the first time that I can really remember... There was f-ing glass on the wall that I got in my finger. Yeah I used the wall and I lost the last of my dignity.
Talking when the my dad about how there is a new guy on our swim team and as soon as I say those words he goes, "is he attractive?" really sing-songy like.o