Whenever a bear approaches the inevitable, does he think about how much ice cream would fit onto your Bulbasaur?

I told myself to think of a question on the spot and apparently that's what I thought of.

Ahem.

So, hello there, I'm C. Why you're on my profile? I have no idea. Please stay if you would like to. Enjoy a nice hot cup of procrastination and laziness. Relax. 

And the windowsill looks really nice, right?

While you're sipping my imminent doom, maybe just sneak in a cheeky little vote or two. 

Did I say vote? Well, I mean, only if you like my *nonexistent for now* stories.

Thank you! Enjoy your stay!

(Okay but is the blurriness of my profile picture bothering anyone else)

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