You are on Wattpad. You notice an account with the Moon Emoji used as the profile icon. You snicker ; the moon emoji is hilarious. You decide to click on the account. "Hey there!" the description reads. "I love to write and draw, and I can whip up a good character in less than twenty minutes. My favorite book series is Harry Potter, and I'm a Ravenpuff. I'm a proud feminist. Taylor Swift is the bae, and so are all of the members of Fall Out Boy." One of your friends likes to draw, you recall. "I am closely related to The Faceless Old Lady Who Secretly Lives In Your Home." This part strikes you as odd. You wonder where you've heard that expression used before, because you definitely have heard it used. You shake it off, it's probably just some gimmick to get the user more followers.

Something shifts underneath your bed.