be gay, do crime

Catalina and Anastasia's relationship, in the simplest terms:
          
          Catalina: leave me alone
          Anastasia: then let go of my hand

Theodore's Arc:
           
          Edward: I'm a monster, why do you love me?
          Theodore: Edward please can we have one nice date

Alejandro's Arc:
          
          Alejandro: I'm very human, as you can see
          Jasper "I don't think the new guy's a human" Hale: huh

Natalia's Arc:
          
          Edward, narrowing his eyes: be careful Alice, she may be on to us
          Alice, pointing at Natalia: you sure?
          Natalia, biting into a full-blown pomegranate:

Leah clearwater's arc (from my plans so far) can be summed up in just a couple of words:
          
          Evelina: look! A full moon, the perfect time for werewolves to come out
          Leah, turning to look at her, in a deadpan voice: I'm gay

Prologue is finally up! https://www.wattpad.com/story/218694321

Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen: *exist*
          My bisexual ass: alksjskoaxojwhshjaka fU CK