Kit Kate

Is that a Johnlock profile pic? 

HAI!!!!!!

What's your profile pic of?

I'm like in love with your profile picture 

Thanks for voting for let me count the ways

Your profile is amaaaaaaazballs! I especially love your comments!

Your story is awesome I hope you don't mind that I recommended it to some friends of mine...

What's on my mind?
          Nothing much.
          Just ticka tackaing away on my laptop, waiting for someone-- Anyone, to talk with me.

I am just extremely boooooored. :D can I socialize with someone?

What's on my mind?
          Nothing much.
          Just thinking of new ways to try and cuddle tightly with my cat, who rubs her chubby face in my screen every five minutes.
          Trying to move things with my mind by pinching the sides of my head, staring intensely at some random object. Probably the TV remote.
          Eating chips after chips after chips after chips and so forth and so on while reading some gay smut.
          What about you?
          Have you learned how two men make love while your fat cat sleeps at your feet, and you think you've moved the remote but, in reality, you're just been staring so hard you think you're just seeing things, and slowly gaining pound after pound while gathering diabetes from some Lays?
          Didn't think so.