SO, as I promised in chapter 2 of Writing Practice, here's the roleplay that inspired the disgusting sped up skit:
I made a group of "friends" (whose names were Sasha and Funneh) and we were okay I guess. then Sasha says she likes some boy named Jonathan, and when he leaves she jumps onto some boy names gamer. (thus the whole man jumping part), and when Sasha flirts with gamer my character is all (he never loved you slut ;0) and ran off to a club and drank cola ( or as she called it, a drink ;) ) and got drunk, and gamer shows up and is also drunk. The two go for a joy ride, crash the car at the beach, then my character drunkenly confesses her love, and he's all like "nice, me too.". so they good.
Then when its school the next day Sasha and Funneh confront me, not about the confession, but about TALKING to gamer, and DRIVING HIM HOME. Which was hillarious.
that was that