Boys with beautiful personalities
Yet not without some abnormalities
One that has a funny fear of spoons
They often act like complete baboons
Some of us fans like to write stories
Spinning tales of them curing our worries
Some people say we have an "infection"
But all we really want is some attention
From those boys we like to call our own
Who always sing in a lovely tone
We are often spending tons of money
On stuff about boys with tones of honey
People say we have an obsession
But we true fans say we have a passion
For those boys who have a nice reflection
The boys we proudly call One Direction.