KelliNCYDE
Ur pfp make me angry
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I was only nine years old
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Shrek
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp"
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
KelliNCYDE
HI YOU DICK SMELLER
XGhostRavenX
Oh ffs
Wattpad finally let me follow you tonight, honey
XGhostRavenX
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds
Line up at the start
The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal
[beep]
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound
[ding]
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over
The test will begin on the word start
On your mark, get ready, start
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