𝐖𝐭𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞

Hello
          

Bing!
          Here is your reminder that you are loved and are an amazing person!
          Bing!

babe, you havent eaten my lube in a while...are you ok...?

Bruh I hate it here, everything in my recommended stories are all x readers I don't like them bruh

But no seriously if you want my ao3 just ask because I wanna start writing

Just found our wattpad is deleting all of their smut fics off their sight
          See you guys in ao3 

I have so much stuff in my library and don't remember adding any of it???? 

I am now only calling dicks 'pistons'
          Fight me about it

I wanted to delete a chapter and somehow deleted the entire book, wtf is my luck

So I was reading a rather spicy fic because I was sad and it said something about going at a fast speed and I don't know why but my comment was just "Speed run sex"