Elapidae

fearstreet writer omg?
          
          any plans for a ryan torres x reader 
                                                                    

HELP THE SKINWALKERS BEHIND MY HOUSE GOT ME AHHH *dies*

UwU
          
          
          Mi pan su su su su su su mi pan ha ka kustu Nan Nan Nan MI paaaaaaaaaaaan
          
          Down in Ohio swag like Ohio
          
          Witerwy doing the gwiddy 
          
          Ima savage eH classy boujie ratchet eH
          
          She wrote my name in yellow hearts
          
          Purple tree cuz I got this brown in me
          
          Ay ay ay I'm on vacation
          
          I'll dance dance dance with my hands hand hands
          
          Put my hand in there? Okay
          
          PUT A FINGER DOWN IF
          
          cause girls like you
          
          *aggressive stomping* ANGELA
          
          and now the day brings
          
          AH AHHHHHH AH AH AH OHH ALL I KNOW ALL I KNOOOOOOW LOVIN U IS A LOSING GAAAME
          
          renegade renegade renegade renegade ah ah mm ah
          
          all these hearts hearts hearts
          
          Guess I'm just a play date to you
          
          Twisted all my limbs for you
          
          I'm black I'm white I'm yellow I'm red
          
          He say that I'm good enough grabbing my duhduhduh thinking bout shit that I shouldn't have
          
          The boys a liah the boys a liah 
          
          I'm in a field of dandelions
          
          Jeffrey Jeffrey bezoooos
          
          Baby I'm yours baby I'm yours baby I'm yours
          
          My name is Jeff
          
          Fre sha vaca do
          
          Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
          
          *thump* I'm gay
          
          Where do babies come from? Vaginas!
          
          *insert cringe Jacob sartorius video here*
          
          You can wear my SWEATSHIRT
          
          ima come back like a boomerang!
          
          I've come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
          
          You don't need to get that personal to get the personal price plan
          
          Another day another slay heyyyyy
          
          And I oop- I don't know what just came out of my mouth
          
          Awoop jumpscare
          
          Calling the poleeece!!
          
          Like dam she in ha mood she lit get money too
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Help me I'm being kidnapped by Justin Biebers PA ahhhhhhhhhh
          
          

I'm bored asf some I'm making a new imagines book
          
          
          This will be of people, fictional and real, boy, girl, non binary, Trans, you name it!
          
          I will be taking requests
          
          I do fluff, smut, and angst
          
          Please message me or comment on the book if you want to request an imagine
          
          I will not be using names, it will be Y/n
          
          ~ Elapidae 

MELANIE CAME OUT WITH PORTALS ITS SO FUCKING GOOD I LUV U WITH ALL MY HEART MEL
          
          
          MY SIGNED CD IS COMING SOOOOOOOON

omg guys im so s9rry i broke my laptop but i hacked my nintendo switch into letting me on google lmao so yesh

I'm bored so heres my discord :
          
          dylanjuschillinbro#5883

I'm no longer continuing the Will Byers Imagines (FEM) because now that Noah Schnapp has come out as gay, I feel uncomfortable writing it. I WILL be making a masculine version thoughhhhh :)

NOT MELANIE COMING BACK AS A PINK CYCLOPS 
          
          but seriously im so excited for the new album

OMFG GUYS MELANIE MARTINEZ IS BACK!!!! CHECK HER YOUTUBER INSTA TWITTER OR SPOTIFY OMG IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!