- I speak fluent sarcasm.
- Best of all I live in one of the best places in the world! Australia.



GOALS OF 2017

- GET 1000 READS!   *
- GET 2000 READS!   *
- GET 3000 READS!   *
- GET 4000 READS!   *
- GET 5000 READS!   *
- GET 6000 READS!   *
- GET 7000 READS!   *
- GET 8000 READS!   *
- GET 9000 READS!   *
- GET 10000 READS! *
- GET 20000 READS! 
- GET 30000 READS! 

- GET 25 FOLLOWERS! *
- GET 50 FOLLOWERS! *
- GET 100 FOLLOWERS! 

- GET 50 VOTES! *
- GET 100 VOTES! *
- GET 200 VOTES! *
- GET 500 VOTES! 
- GET 1000 VOTES! 

- GET 50 COMMENTS! 
- GET 100 COMMENTS!