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▲Angry Green Space Dorito▲
▲The Key-Lime Pie Child▲
"MY NAME IS PERIDOT, YOU CLODS!"
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"Touch my shit, get hit."
-Peridot, 2015
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"Hm. This is Peridot's log."
"I'm still stuck with the Crystal Cl..../Gems,/ on Earth," she spat, heaving a sigh. "And I still don't have my Limb Enhancers." 
The green alien sighed, rubbing her head. "You know, these past few days just haven't been great for me...Without my screen, I am left still trying to understand the unnatural phenomenon on this planet...Ugh, if only I had my log. I suppose I'll have to make do with Earth's technological devices. Though, Earth's technology leaves so much to be desired...It's honestly so /archaic./"
"The Steven has showed me something called a 'computer...' Upon delving into its primitive system, I found a rather simplistic program known as 'Wattpad.' I suppose this site will be good for keeping records. Though, if anyone of this cloddy site calls me 'cute,' I'll have to slap them like I did the Steven."
"That is all for now. Peridot out."
"Crystal clods. Lumpy clods. Dirt clods."
"Running out of ways to say clods..."

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▲Peridot 
▲Smol green alien rock
▲2 cyoot 4 u, even if she denies it
▲Genderless (Her/She pronouns)
▲ Certified technician
▲Clueless about the Earth
▲Very, very angry. Almost all the time.
▲ Has a hard time expressing herself, but is honestly very sweet
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((Admin is an angry green, alien.
Just like Peridot.))