***Joint Account***

Giggling scissors chew cactus toes...

Lizard eyeballs taste like honey...

Peed on a turtle #dishsoap

Cucumbers are like angels whereas pickles are the devils... (In a vegetable siociety, of course... Wait, are cucumbers and pickles vegetables?)

As you can see, that pencil sharpener is a bit timid.. 

SLOTHS...

I never understood why people say, 'What am I, chopped liver' No, you're a flacking human being... I personally believe that, that statement, is offensive to chopped liver... #respecttheliver

Please don't give me a flower...

Garbage truck. 

Here's a bridge, get over it. 

Here's a straw, suck it up. 

Here's a full cup, now shut the full cup. 

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Except for you, Fatima.... Oh, and you Bob.... 

Bye! xx