Caliegh France

Happy birthday too me!!
          I'm now 20! 
          Yay! Another year under my belt!

https://youtu.be/9175z3HJJYY?t=4m16s
          
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          Girls apparently don't poop.
          wow, news to me, and i'm a girl.

If you hear someone not making coherent sentences, don't try and talk to them, they(especially if they're in bed) are probably dozing  off and talking to themselves or someone in there dreams. 
          And you'll look like an idiot too.
          
          (More advice from a personal experience)

6' something people, I have a question
          
          WHY DO YOU HANG THE GOSH DARNED MIRRORS SO HIGH?! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE SHORTER THAN YOU!!
          AND BY PEOPLE, I MEAN ME!

Things I don't need in life right now:
          -my mother fat shaming me because I gained a bit of a belly because I haven't exercised in a while. 
          - homework due tomorrow at 8 am.
          - my birthday coming up soon.
          - my roommates friend /maybe/ suing me for pepper spraying him.

I just got home from Taco Bell and my roommate has this dude over and I wasn't told so I pulled my pepper spray on him and he started yelling that he's my roommates friend but my roommate wasn't in the room so long story short my pepper spray is orange colored.

Yeah, I should be watching the Presidential debate that's gonna be crap, like the last one, but no. I'm not going to because I've decided I'm not going to register to vote. 
          
          
          
          And I'm eating Taco Bell half way across the city.

Awkward moment of the week: asked my new roommate to pop my back because I can't do it myself and they're superly tall and can do it correctly. 
          
          
          
          Apparently just because your tall doesn't mean you can't be lighter than a short person and collapse and be but ripped by your 6 week roomie.
          
          (JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE'S TALL DOSENT MEAN THEY CAN LIFT THE POUNDS YOU HAVE((not money England, get on my level)) GOT ON YOUR BODY)

Today the doctor who was giving me a physical said that if I was 4'8 at 10 years old I would've quite possibly been at leave 5'10 or taller. Pffffffft, I call bull crap. 
          This isn't fair.

The dude in the library today was rather hot.
          The dude in the library was rather nice today.
          The dude in the library was rather smart today.
          The dude in the library today was rather gay.
          
          Why are all the hot, nice and smart guys gay?
          Straight boys take the tip. Be like them and maybe you'll get a girl.