xHipsterLaurenx

@xHipsterLaurenx 
          Hi it's yo best friend I had to get a new account byezz

Fan: "I ship Niam." 
          
          Rest of the fandom: "That's cool."
          
          Fan: "I ship Zarry."
          
          Rest of the fandom: "They'd be so cute together!"
          
          Larry shipper: "I ship Larry."
          
          Rest of the fandom: "Can't you see they're just friends you're ruining their friendship! You're just a deluded vile freak!! you need to get a life they're not gay gosh stop shipping them you're ruining Elounor! you're such a fake fan."
          
          
          Do you see the problem? :/

I'm just an antisocial bundle of hate.

Best/most relatable post on tumblr: White lips, pale face, fuck school I hate this place..

You flew away and now you're gone and I can't have you.

Titanic whyyyyyy? :( I'm not crying i'm just sweating through my eyes....

I hate being sick.. :(

haha ily to x

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
          You both like one direction.
          You: hi
          Stranger: twerk
          Stranger: im miley cyrus
          Stranger: for rea
          Stranger: *sticks tongue out*
          You: Wow....sounds like Harry
          Stranger: but I'm miley
          Stranger: I'm currently swinging from my wrecking ball
          Stranger: dang flabbut
          Stranger: i fell
          You: Ya...Harry's you're #1 fan
          Stranger: I'm bleeding now
          You: your**
          Stranger: i can't feel my leg
          Stranger: help
          You: wow..are you high?
          Stranger: help
          Stranger: help
          Stranger: help
          Stranger: help
          Stranger: help
          You: i think you need to stop dancing with molly
          Stranger: never
          Stranger: *sticks tongue out*
          Stranger: you need to become one with the twerk
          You: wow..
          You: what
          You: does that even mean??
          Stranger: twerk is life
          Stranger: booty
          You: Louis booty
          Stranger: lolzies
          Stranger: louis has no booty on me
          Stranger: im blackc82ug
          You: he does on harry
          Stranger: oh yA LARRY
          You: and Harry is you're twin brother
          Stranger: *sticks tongue out*
          You: your**
          Stranger: *leaves*
          Stranger has disconnected.

Some fan: I got tickets to one direction but the seats are bad!11!!!11!!!1!!!
          
          ME: You wanna know what seat is even worse?
          
          The fan:........
          
          Me: The one behind the computer screen