Hello Follower Number 32! Whoa! Have some free Oreos... I'd give you my top hat, but it's been very clingy lately. Like super clingy. Like super glued to my head clingy. So no top hat for you. Allow me to introduce myself, deary. My name is Joseph D. Machado and I'm probably going to be the next big wig writer. OR that is what my overly optimistic ego tells me... and my top hat. Anyway, thank you for following me and I shall follow you in return. I shall even read one of your storrrreybebleeeeeeh. I see no stories..... That's ok. You haven't been here long. I do hope you enjoy my current and future stories.
Thank You.
Ever Kindly and Respectfully Circumstanced,
Joseph D. Machado