Heyaa Dude/Dudette/Hermaphrodite(in any case)!
You've somehow landed on some rucking fetard and lemme tell you, I am Cwazzzyyy!
I am drunk whole time without even drinking! xD
That's one of the talent I've got. Kewl, right? :P
So here's this little 'ABOUT ME'.
I am 14 and turning 15 on 4 July. ._.
I hate getting old. It's like one more year close to death. (-_-)
Time for some geography now! *Ba Dum Tss* An Ocean is named after my country. Guess, where I am from? xP
And oi, if you guessed it right then a chocolate for ya.. (>^_^)> # (PS- I am not giving right now -_-.
Lmao.
Anyway, I AM A BIG FAN OF MUSIC. Music is my life. I don't like any particular singer or any genre. I listen which sounds good to my ears and ROFD (FYI- ROFD is Rolling On Floor Dancing) I just invented that. B).
I see many of you here are fan of One Direction and Justin Beiber. To be honest, I don't hate nor love 1D or JB. It's just I like them.(Niall Horran is cute).
Memes Forever. I lobe Memes. My favorite is ME GUSTA. It never fails to make me laugh. xD
And yanno, I used to pronounce 'Meme', MeMe instead of Meem. :|
I love reading and addicted to wattpad. I am like early in the morning, check your phone for any wattpad book update with (-_o) face.
About my talents now.. *Ba Dum Tss* Again. (PS- You've read one of them in the starting)
*I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
*I can eat a whole chocolate factory like the one in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'
*I can laugh without a reason.
*I can do drunk dancing without drinking or music
*I can sleep even after the alarm clock rings.
*I can lift almost everything(except food) with my feet when I am on my super energy conservation mode. Yes, I am not lazy.
& Can't think of any right now but list is endless.
That's it. I guess this is my Little 'about me'. :P
Wanna know more about me? PM me! I won't bite unless you're choco.
G'nite, G'day or whateva
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- JoinedMay 29, 2013
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xRucking_Fetardx
Jun 13, 2013 01:55PM
@Shylillgirl- Thank you soo muchh! Hope you like my story!! :3 Oucchh! You pinched really hard!! LOL!!.. You're Indian too, right?View all Conversations