The #1 certified hater from I.L.D.G.A.F.F University (I. Literally. Don't. Give. A. Flying. F-.)
Being the top student in all of my hating classes
With the master's degree in 'hating things secretly' and 'How the hell do people even simp for these characters?' with five bachelors
I'm very smart

Master's degree:

Master's degree in 'Hating some of people's fictional crushes due to their delusions'
Master's degree in 'How do you even simp for these characters'

Bachelors:

Bachelor's degree in 'Pickiness'
Bachelor's degree in 'Loving ___ but then getting sick of it due to being annoying'
Bachelor's degree in 'Not getting how people simp for these characters, no matter how "hot and sexy" they are'
Bachelor's degree in 'Y'all tastes are..questionable at best'
Bachelor's degree in 'I try to see what you guys see in some anime guys or galls or whatever but I just really can't'