Akira Playboy

Fox:shadow joker come out and fight me like a men

This fucking wench won't leave me the fuck alone...
          
          (She's right below this message btw)

Haru:hi akira is me haru aka nori and i was thinking that you take care of yusuke little sisther nicole and she have code name like us

Well. It's been awhile, hasn't it?

(I'm finna just go yeet a few random things onto my main profiles MB outta pure boredom)

Me: "Hello again, everyone... Yes. I'm Shadow Joker now. But you can call me whatever you want... I don't really care in the end."

Me: "Wanna play Tycoon with me?"
          
          The gang: "Of course!"
          
          Me: "Then let's play a Cutthroat game!"
          
          The gang: "Alright."
          
          *Five seconds later*
          
          Me: "I'm Poor again!?"
          
          The gang: "You wanted Cutthroat..."
          
          Me: "Fine... One more round."
          
          The gang: "Okay."
          
          *Ten minutes later*
          
          Me: "Heh... Another Tycoon, huh...?"
          
          Ryuji: "You're a monster..."
          
          Me: "Heh, I have no idea what you mean, mah boi..."

Me: "Lemme explain something real quick, children... A Simp is a guy that tries to get a chick but fails. A Chad is a guy that tries to get a chick and succeeds. I'm a Chad. Get your facts right."

Me: *Walks in the room, and sits down on a random chair then takes a deep breath* "Well... I've officially gotten into a relationship with Ann and whatever the frick that doctor chicks name was. So... That leaves the following; Makoto, Futaba, the Shogi girl, the fortune-teller girl, and my teacher. Heh, heh... Forget the last one even if I am serious."

Ryuji: "Hey, wanna hangout?"
          
          Me: "No. I've got plans. Sorry, bro."
          
          Ryuji: "What kind of plans...? Don't tell me you're 'busy being a simp' again!"
          
          Me: "No. I've put that aside for the time being. I have other important things to attend to that can NOT be ignored."
          
          Ryuji: "Which is...?"
          
          Me: "Killing Akechi."
          
          Ryuji: "Bro. What did he ever do to you!? You were just talking about how you wanted to be his best friend the other day, and-"
          
          Me: "I've put that aside. Because now I know what he's planning."
          
          Ryuji: "Oh, yeah? What's he planning?"
          
          Me: "He's planning on killing me."
          
          Ryuji: "For real!?"
          
          Me: *Nods* "Yeah. I overheard him yesterday... It was like he was f*cking Light Yagami! He's gonna kill me, or turn me into the police. Either way... I'm going to die. And we can't have that! We all know I'm the important one here!"
          
          Ryuji: "Wait. What-"
          
          Me: "Basically, you're going to help me kill that kid now."
          
          Ryuji: "But wait-"
          
          Me: "Too late. I've already decided it. As your leader, I cammand you to help me kill him!"
          
          Ryuji: "Can we at least tell everyone else this!?"
          
          Me: "Nope! We're doing this together!" *Drags him to Leblanc*
          
          Ryuji: "WHY ARE WE GOING TO LEBLANC!?"
          
          Me: "That b*tch is always there at this time! We're gonna give him a Last Surprise!!"