prune

no boobs. only eyes. 

yall my taco bell burned me as it fell completely out of my burrito, leaving me with a soggy tortilla
          ive been betrayed

so
          my bf and i have become friends with our local donut lady
          cuz im adhd n hes adhd
          so we talk a lot and are overly friendly, despite the social anxietyᵗᵐ
          and i think were now friends with a japanese place weve started going to
          our first time, we didnt have enough money to tip well cuz we couldnt tip with card unless we paid w card, n we wanted to tip card n pay cash
          n panicked cuz my card didnt gave enough, so the waitress said to not worry about it 
          n so we went a second time cuz we really liked it n we left like a 20$ tip for a 40$ meal (50% tip) n our waitess ended up asking if we were learning asl before we left cuz my bf and i were talkin in asl, n we learned she learned asl for 4 years in college ! so that was fun cuz i havent met others interested in asl besides my other friend !
          n so we went a third time tonight cuz i wanted tofu
          n the asl lady saw us enter and gave a big smile. wasnt even her customer service smile cuz i saw her give that to others ! 
          we become favourites at two places cuz were too friendly !

bsbrbf got both cats in cat backpacks (one per backpack) n took them on walks 
          ladle was ver good about the harness, which is wild

so
          i have horribly bad hearing
          so heres a convo with my bf and i at work
          
          
          him: says something i didnt hear properly about cream cheese
          me: you need it to beat your meat????
          him: 
          him: ... i need it closer to the heat
          me: oh

mmm the house is lively 

new fav quote jus dropped cuz i can't read things without givin a funny voice !
          
          "Phil looked sad. So, so fucking sad." 

yknow, maybe if i didn't want angst,  i shouldn't be searching up ghostinnit
          shame ive for minimal interests

got whiplash to fuckin angst when i click a book and see "warning: depression,  anorexia, self-harn, and suicide" in bold gothic letters in the first chapter

caffeine will be the death of my
          an energy drink ? i feel like passing out and napping all day
          a trenta iced coffe from starbucks ? no sleep, only awake ! look at the awake, no sleep !