Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. 

I am Jack Skellington, otherwise known as the Pumpkin King? Perhaps you've heard of me? 

I have skeleton hands that I hide with gloves. My face is very pale, but still intact. My right eye, I can no longer see out from.

I am the king of Halloween Town. Whatever I say, goes without question. My word is law. 

Don't ask me about Sally. She's ran off somewhere. 

Well, I suppose that is all, for now. 

Happy Halloween!