Oncey

alternate begining: a young boy named the onceler wanted to make a thing called a thneed. he spent years searching, only for trees to have never existed, no thneeds, no trees, no work to be done. but he did have a rope, and a sturdy ceiling. "thneeds" was the last thing he wrote.

EVERYBODY NEEDS A THNEEDDDDSDDD
          SKAJDKS  IN ANN NO CIUS

IS IT REALLY YOU, ONCEY? :D

:0 It's the tall tree cutter!