My life long dream has been to become a hotdog. My family and friends always told me I couldn't do it so I never tried, but now I'm going to pursue my dreams! I have cut off my arms and I now sleep in a giant bun. All I drink is ketchup and mustard and I cut off my hair and replaced it with relish. Please support me in my quest to find a big enough grill for a 6 foot body. Thank you for your time! :)
- Your Closet
- JoinedNovember 10, 2013
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