I miss the days when plastic bags were free..






Rule number one to knowing me-   Don't lay a finger on my food or your fingers WILL be food
*muhahahahhaha*

Rule two- don't insult me

I know karateee
(Granted not much

Maybe a bit

That's a lie..

All I have is food and.... food 

BUT IN MY DEFENCE I can use twizzlers to strangle you and Oreos to eat while watching you suffer


I'm an evil genius)


Rule 3-
Mind your language.

I am an innocent child

( at least I used to be before I discovered wattpad)

Words that you can use include:

What the fudge

Holy duck

Mother of geese

Son of a Chinese pregnant woman

Oh my snickerdoodles

You alien of a motherless goat  (creds to @Annie )


You little Oreo 


Can we take a minute to appreciate Oreos 


They're the best thing that has graced this earth

They show us that black and white working together creates  something delicious...

Wait does that mean we're cannibals 


GOOD THING I'M A LITTLE BROWN GIRL



*trying to find oreo emoji*

HOLY PENGUIN

THERE ISNT AN OREO EMOJI


*calls Apple*




Sorry about MY rambling 


Stay in school
Drink milk 
Don't do drugs
And Use protection


Remember 1+1= 3 if you don't use protection 

✌PEACE 





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