"How about a shave?"

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"Mary had a little lamb 
Who's fleece was white as snow 
It went out to a club one night 

And dropped it hella low-"

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"When people annoy you, tell them to Focus 

F- Fuck 
O- off 
C- Cause 
U- ur 
S- stupid"

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"The more you weigh
The harder you are
To kidnap

Stay safe. Eat cake."

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"An apple a day
Keeps anyone away
If you throw it hard enough."

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"I walk around like everything is fine
But deep down
Inside my shoe..
My sock is sliding off"

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"Some people are like SLINKIES
Not good for very much
But they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"

•○•

"There is no angry way to say bubbles"

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"I'm trying to see from your point of view
But
I can't stick my head
That far up my ass"

•○•

"Roses are red
Here's something new

Violets are Violet
Not fucking blue"

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-Searching for roleplayers to roleplay with-
PM ME FOR A ROLEPLAY 



I need friends

Desperately 




And ice cream