Hey babes and bitches ;) 

This sexy about me has been brought to you by @xoxoloveu ♥

This cute motherfucker is Evan <3 haha and if you didn't figure that out, you're pretty stupid o.o jussayin :'D

He sucks at about me's so i'm doing his :) 

In a band with @Kyleheartsskittles---- his bestest fwiend. :) and some other fuckers, who arent cool enough for wattpad.

No dating on here. This isn't a fucking dating site. -.-  

JEWISH and FUCKING PROUD. [If you have a problem with that, then come bitch at me so I can tell you, IDONTGIVEAFUCK. ]-Evan

He's 18 years young :) 

Aussie lifee for him <3 yes he does have the sexy accent (; no. he does not ride on a Kangaroo to get to school o.O IDIOT.

He's such a fucking flirt (; bat your eyelashes a tad and he's a sucker :P pun freaking intended (;

His one true love is SKITTLES ♥

BEST FRIEND FOREVER<3 @_GoGetLost_

SPORTS! He plays lax, football, and a tad bit of soccer 

Call him cute, and he'll go all ninja freak on your assss only I call him cute xD 

Fuck with his friends, and he'll break your face, just a warning ;)

He's an idiot that hates chocolate o.o like what the hell brah!?

GUITAR PLAYER <3

Blondie (; blondes have more fun (; ♥

When he's drunk he tells you lotsa lotsa secrets (; ♥

HE'S A LIFEGUARD o.o how hot is that!??! (;

Only i know his password lmao and yes that's me in the bg (; 

Anywayy now stop being a creepy ass pervy stalker and PM him you bitches (: ♥ 


@xoxoloveu awwww well i wrote his about me ^ haha and he's my hoe, and i'm his bitch ♥  he says i'm "trippin" lmfaoo i luv this guy he's awesome and funny and a drunk douche and i know secrets about him (;
@TooLazyToThinkOf1 He's my bestt friendd. BETTER FAN HIM OR I KILL YOU. (by, EVAN.)
@Kyleheartsskittles My band mate and Best friend also. Mess with him, and I'll cut your nose off and make u eat it.
@secretlovexoxo My PANDA<3 FAN HER!!!