Well first of all I'm not much of a writer but I am a book worm.

I love comedy and sweets 0.0 , pushing people downstairs, and acting like a phsyco though some times I'm not acting. Is that something I should worry about.......nah weird is good right?? ^^ 
I absoulutley hate Dora with a burning passion.
Now some funny questions I have:

If santa knows when your sleeping, he knows when you've ben good or bad shouldn't he be classified as a. A stalker?

Where the hell is Dora's mom like c'mon who let's a kid roam around in a forest talking to strangers. And . I'm pretty sure talking to animals, maps, a bookbag, and other thing isn't normal.

Why doesn't Dora calls the cops on swiper, the damn fox stalks her and steals her shit.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can you cry under water?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Now if any of you have an answer to those questions don't be afraid to message me or comment .