Hiya, you can call me Jaffa. I live in Norn Iron (as the chavs pronounce it)... in a cardboard box... outside nandos.

0.o I'm a massive fan of the walking dead... felt the need to tell you this as I was just watching it. Best episode yet, I have been screaming at my t.v. since the beginning of this series and it finally listened! He got what he deserved. (No one knows what I'm on about)

I am also a fan of the Twilight saga (I'm being sarcastic). Team tree! Because to be fair, the trees in that movie just don't get enough credit. In actuality I am Team Emmett, Kellan Lutz = EpicNom.com... I need to make a website called that its kinda catchy. I am also Team Reserve cause fit guys walking aroud with there shirts of all day... can you really blame me?

Also a tremendous fan of Harry Potter... sue me. Voldemorts parents took the whole 'I got your nose' thing way to far 0.o. Team Draco!!! And I will admit I'd commit sins with the Weasley twins ;)

Hunger Games!... Felt like throwing that in, Peeta :3 Josh Hutcherson perfect for the role.

I will admit to loving One Direction, don't disrespect... I don't normally listen to people like that, I normally listen to rock/metal/screamo but those five boys just wormed their way into my heart. Espicially Niall he is just... PhenomiNiall ;)

I welcome hate for any of those who wish to give it but if I'm being honest I don't give two flying fucks what anybody else thinks as long as I'm happy with it. I gotta say, it works to my advantage. I'm just rambling now and I will congratulate anybody who is still reading this but in all honesty who would read it in the first place? I have just wasted like a minute of your life and for that I am truly sorry. Honestly I'm away with the fairys.

Hugs, Kisses, peace and unicorns to all,
Jaffa xx
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  • JoinedMarch 19, 2012


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