xXKaidenXx

@__Chasing_The_Sun__ I'm scared of you..... o.o But um...thanks for the...interesting welcoming speech. I'm not afraid of my own house, thank you ^-^

PraiseForTheMisfits

Welcome to wattpad, you filthy whore.
          I'm here to fuck this shit up
          
          Basically, I rape zebras and unicorns on a daily basis, because humans are just nashty.
          
          I ain't gonna throw no damn skittles at you coz, 1. That's overly used as a motherfuck and 2. throwing cowshit made from dinosaur sperm is WAY cooler. So... *THROWS COW SHIT MADE FROM DINO SPERM*
          
          Did you know, that you could possibly have a vagina?
          And just never realized that you had a vagina?
          So enjoy your vagina, and have a fagtastic day (: 
          
          Warning: Atomic bombs have been placed in you bedroom, outside your house, and special trained ninja warriors are outside yo windows watching your everymove *We know what you did last night..O.e*