um ok well i guess i'll just say some random shit about myself that i'll try to make interesting so...let's get on with it shall we?

soo... i'll just make it easier for you and make a list, bc lists are cool and who doesn't like a cool list 

favorite color: burgundy (ik it's odd but true)
favorite number: 14 just cuz
favorite animal: penguin i mean who doesn't something that waddles
favorite food: every food 
favorite song: birthing addicts by melanie martinez, pink matter by frank ocean
favorite music artist(s): troye sivan, melanie mertinez, halsey, lana del rey
favorite bands: the neighborhood, the 1975, arctic monkeys, NF, twenty one pilots
favorite album: cry baby (by melanie martinez), blue neighborhood (by troye sivan)
instrument(s): i play guitar and the uke :)
spirit animal: a carrot
pet peeves: when people slurp there soup...i just can't....i can't do it....at all.
pets: a dog, a fat ass cat, a unicorn
single?: i could be...
taken?: maybe...
favorite movie: duh titanic
favorite show: pee-wee's play house
any additional comments: nope.

...are you still there? good. bc idk what would've happened i mean you could've been dead and you would've made me look like the guilty suspect over here.
so thx for not dying i appreciate that. 
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no no no that sounded rude, i mean i didn't want you to die in the first place, i don't want anyone to die, nobody deserves to be murdered. 
unless...i mean if there a butthole with no life then yeah sure they might have an exception.
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so yeah, are we cool? hug it out? ok come here. 
*hugs you*....................*pulls away*.............*pats you lightly on the shoulder*...
 ...........................*coughs awkwardly then walks away*

...i think i'm done. well this was fun. if you made it this far then i congratulate you and give you a high five and a baby panda.

oh yeah and i hope you like my books ok bye :)