10 FACTS ABOUT YOU 

1. You're reading this right now.

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact.

4. You didn't notice I skipped three.

5.You're checking now.

6. You're feeling stupid.

7. You're still reading this even though its stupid.

9.You didn't realize I skipped eight.

10. Got you again.

11. You're enjoying and being annoyed by this.

12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

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Sarcasm IS a second language, and don't let anyone tell ya differently.