¡YOU JUST GOT HACKED!

Name: Sombra [Shadow]
Age: 30
Nationality: Mexican 
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Unknown
Status: Single

!YOUR DEVICE HAS NOW CRASHED¡

Introducing you to the Admin!

Name: Kat [or whatever cute nickname]
Age: 13 going on 14
Nationality: Mexican, Native-American, Black, Italian, etc.
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Unknown
Relationship Status: Single ;3
Favorite song atm: Blackbear - IDFC - Tarro remix