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Friend: She is always looking at you, she must like you.
          	Me: Then she needs to just start glancing- because that intense stalking stare is making me want to sign up for Mars before they even figure that sh*t out. 
          	Friend: Hurtful- 
          	Me: I give zero effs until she returns my god d*mn pencil. 
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          	Tbh, I have no idea what this is.