Best quote I ever heard, "Together forever, and never a part, maybe in distance but never at heart." <3

Tell you what, my name's random. Not random random. My name's just random.

--"I'm strange. I'm unique. I'm spontaneous. I'm random."--

Read below and don't forget to smile.

-*-When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying, "I hid the body . . . now what?"

-*-STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY TAKES AN ARROW TO THE KNEE OF MY WATCH!

-*-"It isn't that I'm not a people person, it's just that I'm a stupid people person."

-*-I spend my entire childhood wishing I was older, and now I'm older . . . this sh*t sucks.

-*-The confusing time when you wake up from a nap and you don't know what day it is.