you know I once knew a man who said son when life hands you lemons make lemonade he also had a pair of sideburns that could make jude laws face weep in forfeit you know the next time life hands you lemons you put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with it and maybe if you beat em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes as you crush them into a citrusy pulp
Wait wait wait their heads or the lemons
Whichever caves first Now who wants to buy some lemons