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main: @_-DevilBoy-_

"I'm just the nightmare in your head, don't fuckin' look under your goddamn bed."

/\Goth/Emo-Otaku-Pervert/\

Name- "I don't really give a fuck."
 Age- "Woah, slow down~, just kiddin', I'm my lucky number."
Gender- "I'm genderqueer darlin'."
 Sexuality- "I'M A GAY PIECE OF UNICORN ASS! I'm a pancake."
Zodiac- "I'M A LION! ROAR!"
DOB- "It already passed, so, August 11th."
Taken- "By the perfect metal-head, he's also my best friend."
Dere- "I'll kick your ass and kill any bitch who lays their eyes on you, I'm a mix of a tsundere and yandere ya' baka."

La Shitty Quotes

"Fuck me til' I fall asleep, because baby, I have insomnia."

"GAH! ME BOYFRIEND BE A STRIPPER AND HE'S BETTER AT POLE-DANCING THEN ME!"

"You're gonna die if you don't back the fuck off now you fuckin' piece of shit-cunt."

"Mah boyfriend ain't a yandere, he'll just kick the shit out of you if you pin me, oh wait.."

I
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"I'M IN HELL! I HAVEN'T WATCHED PORN FOR A WEEK! WAHH!!"

"Imma go fuck a pole now, mah' boy in the back says fuck you too."

Close Trash.exe?
-Yes-  No

"I hope my large boner hits you on the way out, bitch."

They smile, tipping their hat, and wish you goodbye.

<3